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Left 4 Dead 2 Rage Quit

Posted by Worminater on January 15, 2012
Posted in: General. Tagged: gameservers, left4dead, left4dead2, left4lobby, modded servers, rage, ragequit, steam, trolls, valve. Leave a Comment

Why Do So Many Gamers RageQuit All The Time?

Why do so many gamers instantly rage quit when they get killed, join a lobby that isn’t 90% full, or when they join a server that is SLIGHTLY different to how it should be?

A classic example of one of the most rage infested games in existance is Left4Dead 2. Why is it one of the hardest games to get a game in? I’ll explain below.

  • Lobby creation - This is a whole new game. Left4Lobby is a great game until, after around 10 minutes, someone starts a game of Left4Dead. Random chit chat and a constant stream of ‘Bumfucker has joined’ ‘Bumfucker has left’ can provide hours of entertainment. On a non sarcastic level, people rage lobbies too much. If you don’t want to join a lobby, then stop using quick match and select a game in progress manually. By doing what you do, you ruin the game for others.
  • Valves Official Dedicated Servers - These are run by Valve obviously, but the upkeep is incredibly poor. Although no mods are run on them, they are hosted on what appear to be overloaded machines, and on crap connections. Lets also note that the European ones are constantly down. So, when people do join a lobby, and the leader has opted to go to an official server, most people will ‘ragequit’ due to crap ping or lag due to server overloading.
  • Best Available Dedicated - This means that the server will not use an official dedicated server. Instead it will find one that somebody has paid to run, or hosts themselves if your like me. The problem here is that they lobby leader could be the admin, or the admin may join mid game. There is also the case the admin may decide he wants the server and boot you all mid game. As a general rule, if someone doesn’t go in the other teams way, and the lobby leader is against them, they will cry admin and ragequit. Whether the person is admit or not is completely irrelivent. The other points are self explanitory.
  • Modded Best Available Dedicated – 75% of the time, when the lobby joins a modded server, nearly half the players will say one of the following: ‘Noob Server’, ‘Shit modded’, ‘putain server’, ‘fuck this i’m leaving’. This could be from seeing a tank spawn with a weapon in its hand (cosmetic), the killer of a witch carries her as a trophy, or the server could simply have stats on it. Generally, people will rage quit.
  • Losing a Game – Losing to the other team, this goes without saying, if you lose, you must leave the game immediately without reason. Maybe call cheats before quitting to encourage others to follow you. When this happens it is incredibly annoying. Often, when this does happen, others will follow, and you may as well go back to playing Left4Lobby for 10 minutes, rather than try and carry on.
  • French People Rage More - French people ragequit for literally no reason at all. Sometimes saying ‘english please’ will cause them to spout angry french words at you and then ragequit the game. If you find yourself as an admin, and a french person joins your game, it is often better to kick them out and let someone from another country join. They will only end up leaving after 5 minutes anyway. French people generally only play with their own kind, so they can discuss the tastyness of frogs and how everyone else sucks compared to them.
  • General Angryness – Sometimes, you don’t even need to do anything to cause people to rage. Just existing is enough. Sometimes, stealing a kill, or doing something they do not approve of is enough to cause a spam of abuse before they hit the quit button and destroy all things near them.
  • Trolls – Sometimes, people will troll. It happens in all games, but Left4Dead does have a high amount of trolls. Join a game, spam voice commands, and often either team kill, or kill themselves. They will not leave until others ragequit or they get votekicked. Trolls often work in groups or with a friend due to the votekick ability. Having a friend on the team will ensure they can never be kicked.

The above can probably apply to most games that have some form of multiplayer versus component. In left4Dead, it just so happens to be that this component is the general basis of the game. It also happens to be why this game frustrates so many people. The majority of the community appear to be angry children or trolls, and sadly, valve have not really done anything to stop this. A recent block function was added, but this causes more harm than good, and is well documented on the Steam forums.

Perhaps if they ever make Left4Dead 3, we might see an improvement on the above. Its unlikely though, and there is very little you can do to counteract it.

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The Real BME Pain Olympics Video

Posted by Worminater on January 12, 2012
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So you watched the first BME Pain Olympics video and thought, this shit is fake. Well, I bring you something real. The BME Pain Olympics video that isn’t fake.

Take a look at the firt BME Pain Olympics video: BME Pain Olympics Fake Video

And then take a look at the real BME Pain Olympics video: The Real BME Pain Olympics Video

Some of the stuff that goes on in the second BME video is quite horrific. Definitely not for the faint hearted!

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American KFC Prank Gets Them Naked

Posted by Worminater on January 9, 2012
Posted in: General. Tagged: America, funny, KFC, Naked, Prank. Leave a Comment

March 2009

STAFF at a KFC were hoaxed by a cruel prank caller who got them to spray themselves with a fire extinguisher, strip naked and go outside.

Two of the staff members had to be treated in hospital for the effects of the chemicals from the fire extinguisher.

Cook Mary McCarthy said store manager, Sonia Gilbert, of the KFC in Manchester, New Hampshire, US, received a phone from a man saying he was from the corporate office.

He told Ms Gilbert to test the fire suppression system.

She complied and Ms McCarthy said that resulted in the release of a chemical powder in the sandwich area where she and a third employee, Fay Owens, were working.

The caller then told the women to strip and go outside, because they had been contaminated.

Police then turned up at the restaurant.

Sergeant Todd Boucher said officers went to the restaurant in response to a call about a naked woman standing in a doorway.

He said the prank caller had told the employees to go outside and strip and urinate on one another, which is when they became suspicious.

The KFC workers were sent to a local hospital. District Fire Chief Michael Gamache said because the chemical powder is a respiratory irritant, employees needed to be checked and the restaurant needed to be cleaned and cleared to reopen by the City Health Department.

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The worlds biggest horse

Posted by Worminater on January 9, 2012
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This is the worlds biggest horse. Its called Radar.

Giant horse

A Belgian draught horse, the World’s Tallest Living Horse. This huge horse, at 6ft 71/2in from hoof to shoulder, is from Mount Pleasant, Texas. At 2,400lb, he has a giant appetite to match, putting away 20 gallons of water a day and 18lb of grain.

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Yet Another New Design

Posted by Worminater on January 9, 2012
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And yet another new design has been made for the site. The previous one did not work correctly in google chrome, despite the code being fine. The way chrome rendered the website didn’t allow for it to work properly. It was submitted to google who of course, would have done sod all to fix it.

As much as I liked the look of it, it was slow at loading due to the content layout and the fact it used images for most of it. The new design moves away from this to give a much more streamlined feel to it, which additionally makes it more user friendly.

The new site has the following:

  • ALL previous bugs are gone – this includes chrome display, firefox issues and media playing problems.
  • New media player – This now uses flash. Have tested playback on all common browsers. No plugins required (except flash player obviously).
  • Faster loading
  • Easier on the eye
  • More SEO friendly.

I have a couple more things that i’ll be amending over the coming weeks, and the other guys have a fair bit of content awaiting to be added to the sexy porn video section. We’ll be sticking to the amateur side to prevent any copywrite infringments, so if girls dancing is your thing, then you’ll find a fair few of them here in the coming weeks.

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Sexy Hot Videos

Posted by Worminater on August 5, 2011
Posted in: Videos. 1 comment

A new section on the site has been added. In this new section we will be adding some sexy hot videos for you all to view. Whether this is a hot blonde babe stripping off, or some amateur footage of a couple going at it, we hope it will satisfy those who view. We will be adding categories in the near future once content has been added.

Whilst we don’t want the direction of the site to go towards being porn, the general audience who view the current content are most likely inclined to enjoy a bit of it, so we will try to cater to a small degree.

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New Design

Posted by Worminater on July 18, 2011
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This new style has been in the works for a little while, and is by no means finished yet. it is based off the old style, but with a more cleaner, modern look. Please report any bugs via the contact form.

To detail a few of the changes:

  • Complete re-write of site layout. The site should load pages a little quicker now.
  • Site content is now done more behind the scenes. This is more for me, allows me to update pages more quickly without having to go through each one seperately.
  • Comments system for videos!!!
  • Clean up of content and links. The animations will be re-added in the near future.
  • Less background image loading. Less content to load = faster load times. Although in this era it should not be an issue, for those who use their phone to get to this website, it did cause some unneccessary waiting.

The main point to make notion of is the fact that you can now comment on videos directly on their pages, rather than coming back to the blog to do it.

Any feedback on the site design is greatly appreciated, and please do let me know if you come across any bugs. This has been tested quite thoroughly but everyones system setup is different.

 

 

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Adult filters and adult content

Posted by Worminater on July 17, 2011
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Not an exciting post, but thought I’d give my own personal opinion on the usage of the internet, and adult filters. This blog post applies to those who wish to bitch and complain about content on this site (and others), and state its bad for children and too easy for them to find.

The problem here is an age old one, and one that isn’t ever going to be fixed. You can personally complain, bitch, whine and stamp your feet until your last dying breathe, but the problem will never go. I agree, it is easy for people to find content such as this, amongst other adult related stuff. For example, my mother wanted to find some stuff out about loreal hair products. A quick google search and she somehow ended up at a site that quite resembled something a paedophile would like, except without the pictures (stories). A simple search for Loreal managed to bring that up.

I’ve searched for stuff in the past that has nothing to do with adult activites and have had results with adult sites, so I can certainly see how easy it is to get this content. That being said, we have never used an adult filter. There is entirely no point to them. We were supervised (to a degree) in our childhood with internet usage. Periodic checks, and browser history checks etc. Granted you can delete the history, but if your clever it can all be found still, and that is without installing any software.

Now, the filters I’ve personally had experience with are microsoft filters, RM filter and another i’ve forgotten the name of. The hardest one to get around was the Microsoft filter. It was pretty good at picking up proxy sites, unless the site title didn’t have the word ‘proxy’ in, you sometimes managed to get away with it. However, with my site being around for a good few years now, and the content on it, for at least the last 2 years, being adult orientated, it has not yet been stuck into any filters by default. This does make my own argument to get an adult filter (to those who moan), slightly null and void. This being said though, the filter will help prevent them from reaching other sites that may have been blocked. You can also add this site yourself to the filter, which would then make my argument right, once more.

I think my main issue is that people have come to this site by directly searching for something that is on here. Nothing in the key words being used shows anything that could have had an accidental visit. For example, searching for BME Pain Olympics will bring you here, as will BME, Pain Olympics, BME Pain etc. If you type in ‘big fluffy cheesecake’, you obviously wont come to this site, unless google decides to love that statement and stick it high in the results, then you might.

The problem I have with those who do complain, its not so much the fact they don’t have an adult filter, but its the fact they come here, watch the video, then complain about how bad it is and how its not good for children. In that case, get a filter on your computer, add this site to it, stop looking for this adult related content yourself, delete your adult history, then go sit in your quiet corner and pretend an adult world no longer exists. I have no time for you.

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1 Guy 1 Screwdriver Video

Posted by Worminater on April 25, 2011
Posted in: Videos. Tagged: 1 guy 1 screwdriver, disgusting, screwdriver, video. 3 comments

The video 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver has now been added to the website. I have read it is done by the person who made 1 Guy 1 Jar.

Video link is here: 1 guy 1 screwdriver video

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3 Guys 1 Hammer Video

Posted by Worminater on February 2, 2011
Posted in: Videos. Tagged: 3 guys 1 hammer, Dnepropetrovsk, hammer, hammer murder, killer, murder. 15 comments

The Dnepropetrovsk murder video is now available to watch on site. My apologies for the giant crappy watermark that appears 10 seconds in. I’ll get a version thats clean at some point in the future, one that doesn’t block what your viewing… Perhaps one day i’ll have a proper rant about watermarks and HOW FUCKING POINTLESS THEY ARE.

Anyway, the 3 guys 1 hammer video is now available. Its a real murder, if you don’t like it, dont watch it. Simple as that.

Link here.

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